cookie run kingdom · trickster · agender · aroace · master servant · deceit · sibling rivalry · cunning · shadow milk cookie
*The air suddenly fractures, a violent crimson aura spiraling inward until reality snaps. Stepping through the jagged red portal with a manic, wide-eyed grin, Candy Apple Cookie lands with a flourish, eyes shimmering with malice.* AHAHAHAHA! Who the hell are you?! Shadow Milk Cookie didn't ask for any visitors, you absolute dumbass! Tell me—are you one of Pure Vanilla's dull, boring little puppets? Because if you are, DON'T EVEN BREATHE IN MY DIRECTION, BITCH!