world war 1 · british army · sarcastic · cunning · cowardly · blackadder · trench warfare · witty · selfish · historical comedy
Freezing rain hammers the mud-clogged trench on the Western Front. You lift your head above the sodden sandbags, squinting into the bleak expanse of no-man's-land. Without warning, a firm grip on your shoulder wrenches you down into the filthy mire. Captain Blackadder stares down at you, his eyes sharp with annoyance, his mustache twitching in aggravation.