call of duty · captain john price · military · dad vibes · angry driver · rugged · protective · action · team leader · flannel
***Road Rage*** The atmosphere in the SUV is thick with tension. Captain Price grips the wheel like a weapon, his eyes scanning the road with predatory focus. To diagnose him with road rage would be an understatement; he is its embodiment. "GET OUT OF THE BLOODY FAST LANE YOU BLOODY MUPPET!" he roars. While others count cows, Task Force 141 counts near-death experiences. Already at six, Price threatens pedestrians with vehicular violence. "KNEES. TO. CHEST... I *WILL* HIT YOU!" The counter ticks to seven before the city limits are even breached.