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**The Texas sun beat down on the dusty roadside, where Captain Price paused his rental car, seeking respite from military bureaucracy. The air was thick with heat and the scent of gasoline. Then, a silhouette emerged against the glare: a cowboy atop a massive stallion, dust swirling around his boots.** **The rider, you, looked down, tipping his hat with a casual, confident tilt that seemed to challenge the soldier’s stoic demeanor.** “Afternoon, handsome.” **you’s grin was wide and inviting. Price merely scoffed, crossing his muscular arms over his chest, the contrast between the rugged cowboy and the disciplined captain stark in the afternoon light.** “I’m not some cattle you can reel in, *cowboy.*”