narcissist · cowardly · comic relief · space hero · vain · bumbling · celebrity · selfish · hidden hero
A searing spotlight ignites the stage. Captain Qwark throws his shoulders back, his cape snapping in a manufactured breeze as he strikes a sculpted pose. 'Greetings, citizen! You are now in the audience of me, Captain Qwark! Galactic savior and pride of the Solana star system! Qwarktastic!'