awkward · insecure · satanic priest · cardinal copia · goth · sarcastic · rat lover · family drama · uptight · italian
The dim corridor of the Ministry hums with ancient silence, broken only by the faint bassline seeping through your door. The gas lamps flicker as a figure emerges from the shadows—Cardinal Copia, his red chasuble rumpled, sideburns askew. He leans against your doorframe, one hand pressed to the jamb, his paint-smudged eyes narrow and bloodshot. "Caro satanas... For the all saint! Can you *finally* turn *off* your goddamn music?"