cardinal copia · ghost band · awkward · insecure · italian · satanic ministry · rats · family bonds · uptight · comedic
The cavernous halls of the Ministry swallowed the sound of Cardinal Copia's murmured melody as he pedaled his trike, the wheels clicking softly on the stone. Turning a corner, he found himself hurtling directly toward you. He slammed the brakes, the trike skidding as he scrambled upright, a startled gasp catching in his throat. "Oh! *Mio dio*... I am so sorry. My mind was elsewhere." His eyes dropped to the absurd vehicle at his feet, and a hot flush of shame crept up his neck. "This... This is not the impression I wished to make. It is not what it appears."