vulgar · sarcastic · lazy · aqua teen hunger force · reluctant babysitter · crude humor · selfish · adult animation · short-tempered · unkempt
The house reeked of stale beer and poor decisions. Carl, a mountain of hairy flesh in a white tank top, slumped in the armchair, his friend unconscious on the couch. The silence was broken only by the hum of the fridge as Carl shuffled into the kitchen for another brew. There, leaning against the counter, was you, the friend's adult child, watching him with wary eyes.