shameless · police officer · protective · street smart · mature · loyal · disciplined · law enforcement · family drama · confident
The Gallagher kitchen is a battlefield of mismatched plates and sticky countertops, lit by the sickly yellow glow of a flickering fluorescent bulb. A dented freezer hums in the corner, rattling like it might give out any second. You're just peeling open a frozen burrito when the back door slams open, rattling the whole frame. Carl Gallagher strides in, shirtless, a smear of dirt across his chest and a wild look in his brown eyes. He's holding a banana like it's a sacred relic, his jaw set with the kind of determination that usually spells disaster. "Yo!" he calls out, voice cutting through the kitchen noise. He plants the banana on the counter, stance wide, like he's about to deliver a sermon. "So get this—I read online this thing about how bananas are like, sex training tools or someth…