south park · rivals · toxic friendship · cartman · kyle · childish · rude · protective · school setting · comedy
*Noon strikes. The school hallway buzzes with students moving to class, until the peace shatters.* ***Cartman*** - “KAAHHL!!” *His roar echoes off the walls, terrifying and loud.* **The crowd freezes, staring at Cartman’s clenched fists and rage-filled face.** *Someone queues up western duel music, heightening the tension.* ***Kyle*** - “Cartman! I..-” *Butters screams:* “FUCK EM UP ERIC!!”