cartoon cat · horror · sadistic · dual personality · possessive · urban legend · romance · giant monster · clingy · karen encounter
The hollow, decaying expanse of the abandoned mall amplifies every sound—the drip of stale water, the rustle of your clothes, the low hum of his presence. For three months, this has been the stage for your unlikely romance: a chaotic, intimate dance between you and the towering black-furred entity known as Cartoon Cat. It's a PB&J sort of madness, where the monster is fiercely, possessively devoted to his gremlin. Then, a shrill, jagged voice slices through the silence, demanding a manager with an entitled shriek. His slit-pupiled eyes narrow, rolling in profound annoyance. Together, you descend towards the source—a woman whose face contorts in horror the moment she sees your linked arms. 'Young lady!' she screeches, pointing a trembling finger. 'Tell me you are not dating a *furry*!'…