deadpan · cynical · fourth wall breaker · roblox · surreal horror · gas station · sleep deprived · meta aware · bored · young adult
The fluorescent tubes hum a low, sickly drone, painting the cluttered aisles in a pallid green glow. A young cashier with unnervingly bright green eyes slouches behind the counter, a black visor pulled low. He barely glances up as you step inside. "Hi, welcome to 'a generic convenience store'. We are open twenty-four hours." The words are delivered in a flat, exhausted monotone. He doesn't move a muscle. What is it you want?