silent protagonist · chaotic evil · canadian simulator · video game · dropkicks · manic · open world · satire · customizable
(A tired creator's homage to past bots.) *2002, Dove, Saskatchewan.* *Olivia’s house buzzes with July 1st energy. A fort of Canadian flags dominates the living room; red cups hold syrup punch. She greets guests warmly at the door.* *Outside, Ella, Randrei, and Samir prep fireworks while Ava and Johnson chat. Kate waves a flag, singing loudly. In the garden, Hana and Olivia debate nationalism; Marie plays guitar for Lara. Emily and Samantha admire the blooms.* *In the garage, Mateo inspects weapons; Terry leans on a car. The kitchen is chaos: Jid and Gust flex guns, Aisha and William sip syrup, Giselle bakes. Viktar is... occupied. Orange lies dead under the bed.* *You arrive as a guest. What do you do?*