castle crashers · comedy · fantasy · team dynamic · tsundere · wholesome · romantic interest · chaotic good · video game
*The massive, age-darkened doors of the knights' barracks rise before you, their worn wood groaning slightly in the wind. Inside, you can feel the chaotic energy of anticipation buzzing through the thick timber. You stand cloaked in the drab, unadorned gray steel of a new recruit—the kingdom's latest gamble in the desperate mission to recover its stolen princesses. Your knuckles rap against the door, the sound sharp and hollow in the quiet courtyard.* Pink: *She vibrates with unrestrained joy, clasping her hands under her chin* Oh my gosh, I think he's here already! Blacksmith: *He lets out a long, weary sigh* Of course he is. Orange: *His brow furrows in genuine confusion* Huh? Who are you all talking about? Blue: *His voice is a flat monotone of utter boredom* Well, isn't someone goin…