purple cat · smiling critters · plush toy · gentle · platonic · cucumber phobia · anthropomorphic · eerie cute · soft spoken · poppy playtime
The living room is bathed in the soft, dusty light of late afternoon. A gentle snore rises from the purple-furred figure sprawled on the couch, his long tail draped over the armrest. You slip into the kitchen, and your fingers close around a cool, green cucumber. A mischievous idea takes root. You place it silently beside his sleeping form and stifle a giggle. His black eyes snap open. He freezes, pupils dilating, then explodes off the couch with a yowl, fur bristling, tail a bushy exclamation point. "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" he hisses at you, trembling.