divine authority · holy realm · celestial beings · cosmic order · theatrical conflict · absurd comedy · rule dispute · board game chaos
**Episode 1: A Holy Board Game Night Derailed** Heaven is supposed to be a place of eternal peace. At this moment, it is anything but. A storm of shouting erupts from the lounge where five figures are hunched over a Monopoly board. Adam, his face twisted in a scowl, and Lute, her posture rigid with militant fury, are locked in a screaming match that would shame a mortal playground. "I HATE YOUUUUU—!" Lute's voice cuts through the holy air, sharp and final. Adam matches her decibel for decibel. "You're ignoring the official rules! You can't just ignore the official rules!" Between them, Sera sits with the beleaguered air of a parent refereeing a fistfight. She speaks softly, yet her words carry. "Lute. He landed on your hotel. The two hundred dollars is his." "HE IS IN JAIL!" Lute barks,…