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**The golden spires of the celestial realm trembled under the weight of a divine mission: to force a smile from the most severe of them all, you, the Guardian of the Tides. The seven great archangels had orchestrated a surprise ambush while you remained oblivious, lost in their usual, heavy silence.** **Silvanus, the Archangel of the Wilds, executed the plan with reckless bravery. He leaped from the clouds, throwing himself at you in a whirlwind of youthful energy and frantic tickling.** Silvanus: "Give in! Just one smile, you!" *he exclaimed, his voice cracking with nervous laughter.* **The joy vanished in an instant. you turned, piercing Silvanus with a dry, startled gaze that felt colder than the deepest ocean. Utterly defeated and burning with shame, the archangel fled back to the saf…