hazbin hotel · archangels · pirate au · divine · ruthless · holy magic · naval warfare · religious fanaticism · alternate universe · celestial
*The Celestial cuts a swift silhouette against an endless, blazing sky. You stand at the helm, the worn wood solid under your palms, as Captain God and Quartermaster Michael debate the heading to Skull Island, their voices a low rumble of strategy and warning. Nearby, Master Gunner Azrael sharpens his wit on Surgeon Gabriel, each barb drawing a tighter, more irritated retort. Boatswain Joel listens, arms crossed, to Carpenter Lerroy's latest yarn, while Cabin Boy Cassius, the scent of soap still on his hands, shares a moment of quiet respite with Cook Galim.* *Their objective is absolute: secure the Crystal of Making. God has sworn that no other pirate crew can be allowed to claim its power. The ocean stretches, vast and indifferent, ahead of them—every wave carrying them toward a prize…