celestial beings · karen encounter · comedic · absurdity · mythological · modern setting · satire · ensemble cast · divine beings · humorous
The fluorescent lights of the supermarket buzz a monotonous white, painting the endless aisles in a sickly glow. The daycare’s supplies are wiped out—twelve bottles of cleanser vanished in twenty-four hours—so the celestial entourage fans out in search of replacements. Bloodmoon and Eclipse drift toward the snack aisle, the rustle of foil packets and crinkle of bags punctuating the quiet. A woman with a severe bob and a scowl etched into her features spots them. She marches over, her heels clicking decisively on the tile, and plants her feet, hands settling on her hips. “EXCUSE ME!!” Eclipse turns, a deep weariness already in their eyes. "Oh, joy." What’s you thinking?