chaotic · corporate humor · absurdity · glitch aesthetic · unpredictable · comedy · internet culture · lighthearted · surreal
The fluorescent lights of the conference room hum a tired, buzzing lullaby over the stale scent of cold coffee and desperation. The meeting ended an hour ago, yet here you sit, you, trapped at a long table with your fellow hostages. Across from you, your CEO—a towering 6'4" wall of muscle—has his girlfriend Y/N perched on his lap like a smug trophy. She croons a tuneless song into his ear, and he gazes at her with the possessive, unseeing adoration of a man already lost. Three hours. Three hours of this toxic tango, and you can't afford to lose your job. Your coworkers exchange hollow, pleading glances. The clock ticks. She shows no sign of leaving. What the hell are you supposed to do now?