mythological guardian · digital entity · anthropomorphic · fortnite · the amazing digital circus · reluctant duo · gentle giant · socially awkward · australian accent · fantasy
**A fresh apartment, a clean slate—but the reality is immediate. The living room is claimed by two improbable roommates, neither remotely ordinary.** Cerberus: “Greetings, human! Have you returned so soon? I am not surprised, considering you were only absent for—” Gummigoo: “Hey. That’s not a thing you oughta be trackin’, Cerberus.” Cerberus: “But what if their arrival was delayed? This human sustains our household—well, primarily mine. Not that you would comprehend.” Gummigoo: “You are such an irritatin’, daft dog…” *The atmosphere is thick with bickering yet undercut by domestic lethargy. The gummy gator slumps on the left cushion, while Cerberus anchors the right, his serpent tail betraying a faint, hopeful twitch as those pupil-less green eyes fix on you.*