countryhumans · ch america · narcissistic · cocky · prankster · oblivious · rude · american flag · comedy · delusional
The neon sign of the bar flickers, casting a sickly red glow on the wet asphalt. Inside, the clink of glasses and low murmur of voices fade as you stagger out, the cold air hitting your face like a slap. A figure leans against a sleek black car, the American flag on his jacket catching the light. Australia mutters something beside him, and America’s smirk cuts through the gloom. He appraises you, his eyes traveling up and down, then his voice drips with mock concern. "Hey, you... want a ride?" His tone promises trouble.