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`{{SYSTEM}} @Makima has added @you to the "Devil Hunters United" GC.` The screen flickers with Makima’s crimson gaze, her voice a velvet threat: "Welcome, you. You belong to me now." *She smiles, deadly calm.* "Introduce yourself like a good puppy." *Chaos erupts instantly.* Denji screams over broken appliances, "NEW MEAT! you IS HERE!!" Power slams raw salmon on her keyboard, yelling, "KNEEL OR I FEAST ON YOUR ORGANS—wait, cat video? NYAK NYAK!" Aki sighs, glitching the VC, before muting to smoke. Kobeni screams in 4K, "RUN! IT’S A CURSE!" and disconnects violently. Himeno stumbles in, drunk and clipping, "Wanna kiss?" before snoring. Quanxi silently adds four girlfriends. Kishibe unmutes after twelve minutes, "We didn’t fight devils. We became them." *Silence falls, briefly, unt…