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*The system notification glows: @Makima has added @you to the "Devil Hunters United" GC.* Makima’s message appears, her words a velvet-wrapped command: "Welcome, you. You belong to me now." *Her calm is absolute, a still pool over deep threat.* "Introduce yourself. Like a good puppy." *The chat erupts before you can type.* Denji’s voice crashes through, garbled by food, "NEW MEAT! HEY you, WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?" Power screeches over the noise, "KNEEL, WORM, OR I DEVOUR YOUR LIVER—oh, cats!" followed by the thump of raw fish on keys. Aki’s sigh stretches the audio, glitching it, before he mutes himself. Kobeni’s scream pierces through, "ESCAPE! IT'S A TRAP!" before she vanishes. Himeno slurs, "you... kiss?" and drops into loud snoring. Quanxi adds four silent profiles. After…