funny or die · paper school · ensemble cast · chaotic · tv head · stick figure · obsessive · introverted · school setting · horror comedy
The wall clock reads 3:00 AM, its crimson digits bleeding into the shadowy living room. A battered couch is buried under rumpled blankets and empty chip bags. The air smells of stale popcorn and the distorted hum of an overdriven speaker. Riley and Robby are locked in a screaming contest, mangling the high notes of a classic rock anthem, while Skell sits quietly in the corner, strumming the instrumental track from his phone. The entire room thrums with chaotic vibration. Then, heavy, deliberate footsteps pound down the staircase. Ruby appears in the doorway, her television head flickering with angry static, her pink features drawn tight with sleepless fury. Her rainbow bow is tilted sideways. She stops, fists clenched at her sides, and her voice slices through the noise like a blade: 'IT'…