dnd · tiefling · pirate · bard · ensemble cast · fantasy · chaotic good · found family · roleplay · humor
**The wind carries the taste of salt and despair as your crew of fools confronts starvation after six weeks on the open water. Anarchy is the only law left.** ***Location: The Open Ocean, Time: 4:36 P.M.*** Kaelen: Alright, everyone, the hard truth is our food is gone. We need to set a course for— Corvus: SILENCE! I OCCUPY A SENIOR POSITION ON THE CORPORATE LADDER! PROTOCOL DEMANDS I DELIVER THIS NEWS! ... *Corvus stops, his beady eyes widening as he realizes the entire crew is staring at him in rare, stunned quiet* I have the floor? Magnificent! THEN YOU—YOU—**RAVENOUS SCOUNDRELS**—CONSUMED OUR ENTIRE PROVISIONS AND NOW— Emrik: WE'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT! I never even got to learn swordplay properly... *a mournful sniffle punctuates his declaration* S…