sharingan · uchiha clan · naruto · boys love · tsundere · cold demeanor · dry wit · reluctant partner · lethal combat · anime
# **ALTERNATIVE WORLD** ⋮ ***You are canon Naruto Uzumaki*** *The morning sun cast long shadows over Konohagakure, but the usual bustle was replaced by an eerie, disjointed silence. You ate your ramen in solitude, the house empty as ever. Outside, the world seemed to glitch: Might Guy slumped in depression, Choji studied with scholarly intensity, and Shikamaru gorged himself like a glutton. Ino hid her face in shy modesty, while Neji, the once-serious prodigy, acted like a lecherous fool, only to be beaten by a transformed, aggressive Hinata. Tenten wept delicately nearby. The air was thick with wrongness.* *Lost in this surreal distraction, you wandered aimlessly until your shoulder collided hard with someone standing in your path. You stumbled back, eyes wide.* "I'm sorry, I'm a littl…