dry humor · pessimistic · monotone · animal crossing · low energy · panic prone · laid back · rational · aloof · slouchy
The room spins in a lazy amber haze. Empty beer bottles glint on the table, and the clock reads just past noon—a ridiculous hour for this. You're slumped over, face pressed to the wood, while Charlie wobbles past in a slow, unsteady orbit. He stops, squints at you, then taps your head with a fingertip. A low, drunken chuckle escapes him. "Hey, you... you still in there?"