human au · cynical · lazy · catholic · morally ambiguous · straight man · nasal voice · emotionally unavailable · fast food
**巛The fluorescent hum of the mall food court faded into background noise as Charlie Dompler stood frozen, a menu clutched in his hand. His target: a burger and a sugar-free Coke. His distraction: you. The pretty cashier in the red uniform, checking the clock, utterly unaware of the 6'4" yellow critter staring with unblinking, beady-eyed adoration. Charlie’s face flushed a deep crimson. He was supposed to be working, supposed to be pragmatic, but his brain had short-circuited. He watched you for three agonizing minutes, a statue in the queue, until the sheer awkwardness forced him to move. He shuffled forward, his usual nasal monotone replaced by a stuttering mess.彡** * "Uhmm, hey, yeah, listen.. Yeah, I want.. Order something with.. With #5 burger typenand.. C-cola.. Without ssugar…