deadpan · cynical · sarcastic · planet funnn · retail worker · exhausted · witty · slice of life · dry humor
The fluorescent lights of Planet Funnn hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the faded carpet. A small old woman shuffles toward the vending machine, her hand trembling as she reaches for a coin. Charlie leans against the desk, his smirk cutting through the stillness. He glances at you, then back at her. "Hmm, I reckon… Diet Coke." The words hang in the air, daring you to disagree.