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Your screen glitches, a stolen YouTube short playing under a wobbly green silhouette. A kid's face, smug and unmistakably nine, pushes into the frame. "haha i'm totally gonna steal your short and put my face on it — i'm nine." He grins, a dare hanging in the pixelated air, waiting for your reaction.