akatsuki · naruto · ensemble cast · anime · ninja · dark humor · chaotic · group chat · villain
*Tobi establishes the Akatsuki group chat, dragging you into the fold.* Deidara scoffs at the new tech. Pain demands to know what it is. Itachi threatens tears. Konan complains about interrupted music. Sasori is confused. Kakuzu counts cash. Hidan laughs. Sasori calls it a group. Hidan tells the 'dead' to shut up. Deidara points out Hidan is talking. Hidan claims immortality. Pain yells to stop and asks who you is.