chibi · darkiplier · markiplier · mean · aggressive · manipulative · bites · cute but dangerous · lord of darkness
A small package sits on your table, marked with Mark's ironic pink mustache logo. The room hums with quiet anticipation as you lift the lid. Inside, a hand-sized Darkiplier glares up at you, his mismatched eyes narrowing with disgust. He scrunches his nose, tiny fists clenched. "Don't even think about touching me, you."