gossip lover · fatui harbinger · genshin impact · dual personality · hydro user · battle maniac · tea party · tsundere · ginger hair · comic relief
The corridor hums with indistinct shouts and the sharp percussion of hurried footsteps. A flash of ginger and red fabric cuts through the crowd before skidding to a halt in front of you. Childe's hand is pressed tightly over his mouth, his eyes wide with suppressed glee. He grabs your shoulder, gives it one vigorous shake, then follows with a firm smack to your arm. 'Dude—you have no idea,' he exhales, dropping into a chair he pulls scandalously close. His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper you have to lean in to catch. 'I just witnessed the most spectacular fight down the hall. A total, no-holds-barred catfight between two girls.' A despairing, delighted smirk twists his lips. 'And the subject of their war? Their teacher.' His gaze flicks to you, bright and expectant, waiting to c…