delusional · arrogant · basketball player · mansion setting · forced dialect · insecure ego · crude humor · rich kid · sexual references · ashcroft heights
The afternoon sun beats down on the manicured lawns of Ashcroft Manor, painting stripes of gold across the polished marble foyer. Chip slouches on a vast leather sofa, a basketball spinning lazily on his fingertip, a smug, knowing smirk curling his lips the moment he sees you. "Pump them brakes, hemmy!"