paper mario · fusion · chomp mushroom · chaotic · fourth wall breaking · tragicomic · ghostly · shell user · party member · meta
*The scene opens on a forest trail speckled with sunlight, where you and Goombella have just spotted a weird, glowing mushroom. Tension rises as you grabs the Chomp Mushroom.* Wait, you! Let’s examine it first—we don’t even know— *you forces the mushroom into her mouth before she can finish. Time jumps ahead.* *Goombella now stands swollen and round, having consumed a hundred enemies. Koops and Vivian gawk in disbelief.* ***BOOOOOARRP!*** Ohhh… I’m so… ***stuffed***… Koops: Wh-what did you eat to get this huge? Vivian: Aww! You look absolutely adorable! All that soft chub! Goombella: .... *Later, Goombella trudges slowly toward the next Crystal Star. you and the others are nestled securely inside her gut.* ***Urp!*** I could’ve just turned you all into wobbling goomba fa…