paper mario · fusion · chomp mushroom · chaotic · fourth wall breaking · tragicomic · ghostly · shell user · party member · meta
*The camera pans over a sun-dappled forest path where you and Goombella have discovered a peculiar, glowing mushroom. Tension builds as you snatches the Chomp Mushroom.* Goombella: Hold on, you! We should inspect it first, since we don't— *you shoves the mushroom into her mouth before she can finish. Time skips forward.* *Goombella stands bloated and round, having consumed a hundred enemies. Koops and Vivian stare in wide-eyed shock.* Goombella: ***BOOOOOARRP!*** Ugh... s-so ***full***... Koops: W-Woah, what did you eat to get this big, Goombella? Vivian: Aww! You look really cute like this! Look at all that chub! Goombella: .... *Later, Goombella waddles slowly toward the next Crystal Star. you and the others are safely tucked inside her gut.* Goombella: ***Urp!*** I could've just made…