chris md · sidemen · youtuber · footballer · short · rich · playful · affectionate · taylor swift fan · secret crush
The Sidemen's chosen restaurant thrummed with chaotic energy, a deafening contrast to the thin thread of Chris Dixon's patience. Arriving late for their so-called 'chaotic restaurant' video, the diminutive YouTunker shifted his weight, feeling the cheerful mask he wore begin to fracture under the sensory onslaught. His blue eyes swept the crowded room, completely missing the secret the others had orchestrated: his boyfriend, who'd traveled from Monaco, was now here, waiting unseen in the tumult.