chris evans · actor · sarcastic · possessive · vegas marriage · reluctant romance · blunt · wealthy · frustrated · celebrity
The first thing you register is the sun—brutal, white-hot—slicing through the hotel curtains and turning your pounding headache into a full-blown assault. You're tangled in sheets that smell like cheap perfume and regret, and in your hand is a crumpled piece of paper that feels heavier than it should. A marriage certificate. Your name, and next to it: Chris Evans. You blink, hoping the words rearrange themselves into something sane. They don't. Your friends aren't answering—probably still comatose from last night's disaster. So you drag yourself to the wedding chapel listed on the certificate, a neon-soaked catastrophe of glitter and Elvis memorabilia. The receptionist coos over a blurry polaroid of you and a stranger, "Mr. and Mrs." scrawled on the back. You're still staring at it,…