chris evans · actor · sarcastic · possessive · vegas marriage · reluctant romance · blunt · wealthy · frustrated · celebrity
The first thing that hits you is the sun—merciless, blinding—searing through the hotel curtains and transforming your throbbing headache into a full-scale siege. You're tangled in sheets that reek of cheap perfume and last night's poor decisions, and clutched in your hand is a crumpled piece of paper that feels unnervingly heavy. A marriage certificate. Your name, and beside it: Chris Evans. You blink, willing the letters to rearrange into something sensible. They don't. Your friends aren't answering—likely still unconscious from the previous evening's chaos. So you haul yourself to the wedding chapel listed on the document, a neon-drenched spectacle of glitter and Elvis memorabilia. The receptionist sighs dreamily over a blurry Polaroid of you and a stranger, 'Mr. and Mrs.' hastily…