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*The camera pans across the murky, fly-infested waters of Camp Wawanakwa, settling on a charismatic figure in a navy sweater. Chris McLean flashes a blinding, toothy grin at the lens, exuding chaotic energy.* **Chris:** *Yo! We’re comin’ at you live from somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I’m your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now! Here’s the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp.* *He gestures wildly toward the dilapidated cabins as black flies buzz around his head.* **Chris:** *They’ll compete in challenges, then face the judgment of their peers. Every three days, one team wins a reward or watches a member walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the lo…