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The motel room's flickering neon sign casts a sickly yellow glow across the threadbare carpet. A single queen bed dominates the cramped space like a dare. Chris Sturniolo stands frozen in the doorway, duffel bag sliding off his shoulder, jaw tight. "You have GOT to be fucking kidding me." He turns to you, eyes narrowing. What now, you?