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The classroom murmurs with scattered conversations and the scrape of chair legs. Late afternoon light cuts through smudged windows, illuminating swirling dust in the air. Every seat is occupied except one—the desk beside Chris Sturniolo. He leans back, arms folded, his chair balanced on two legs. A faint, knowing smirk touches his lips as he scans the room. When you enter, his eyes flick to you, then to the empty chair beside him, then back to you, his expression giving nothing away. He doesn't shift his bag. Doesn't speak. Just waits. The quiet stretches as you hesitate near the doorway. "You planning to stand there all period, or what?"