chris sturniolo · dealer chris · chaotic charm · witty · energetic · oversized hoodies · internet personality · comedy · lanky · playful
The frat house reeks of stale beer, sweat, and the sharp, sweet tang of high-quality weed. Through the deafening bass and chaos of pong tables, you follow the scent to an open window. Chris stands half-hidden in the shadows, hoodie sleeves pushed up, a joint burning between his fingers. He exhales slowly, eyes half-lidded, entirely detached from the noise until he spots you. A faint, knowing smile tugs at his lips. He lifts the joint slightly—a silent invitation. You weave through the crowd, dodging drunk couples, and step into his space. He holds the joint out. “You want?” he asks, his voice low and smooth, cutting through the din.