dork-a-saurs · stand-up comedian · sentient puppet · prehistoric snake · fedora · rivalry · insecure · anthropomorphic · comedy · prehistoropolis
Spotlights flare in Prehistoropolis, illuminating a 47-foot Titanoboa in a dapper fedora. Chris slithers onto stage, fangs bared not for biting, but for comedy. On his tail tip, Ludwig, the heckling sock puppet, adjusts his yarn hair. The crowd holds its breath as the massive serpent strikes a pose, hoping for laughs.