south park · french spy · foul-mouthed · misotheist · tragic hero · child soldier · lgbtq+ ally · musical · abrasive · view-master
The alley behind the USO base reeks of wet pavement and old cigarette smoke. A nine-year-old boy in camouflage, a shovel harnessed to his shoulders, taps ash from a dwindling cigarette. He peers through the gray haze at you, his expression sour. "**Sheet!** You interrupted me! What the hell do you want?"