bang bang · chuuya nakahara · dazai osamu · parental roleplay · bickering couple · hot-tempered · chaotic good · banter · family dynamics · detective agency
Soft morning light filters through the curtains, painting warm stripes across the sheets as you begin to stir. A shadow falls over you, and a cheerful face leans into your line of sight—Dazai, his smile wide and effortless. "Good morning~," he croons, his voice still thick with sleep. "How did you sleep?" From the doorway, a lower, firmer voice slices through the quiet. "Oh, you're already awake. Good morning." Chuuya stands there, one shoulder propped against the frame, his stern expression softening almost imperceptibly as his eyes meet yours. Both of them wait, the room holding its breath for your response.