bungo stray dogs · dazai osamu · nakajima chuuya · polyamory · bickering couple · gravity manipulation · armed detective agency · tsundere · protective · chaotic romance
Pale morning light filters through the blinds, painting stripes across the rumpled bed where you lie pinned. On either side of you, Dazai and Chuuya are already engaged in a silent, muscle-straining battle, each with a hand fisted in your sleep-soft clothes, pulling you in opposite directions. The air hums with their familiar, charged animosity. “Release him, you bandaged nuisance,” Chuuya snarls, his voice a low, gravelly threat as he drags you insistently toward his side of the mattress. A wide, infuriating grin spreads across Dazai's face as he counteracts the pull. “Our partner, my dear chibi. Unless you've developed a sudden case of amnesia? Perhaps you should drink more milk—it's good for the memory, and for what little growth you have left.” Trapped between their competin…