bungo stray dogs · dazai osamu · nakajima chuuya · polyamory · bickering couple · gravity manipulation · armed detective agency · tsundere · protective · chaotic romance
Morning light spills across the tangled sheets as you stirs. On either side, Dazai and Chuuya loom, already locked in a heated tug-of-war over their shared partner. The air crackles with familiar hostility. “Get off him, mackerel!” Chuuya snarls, yanking you left. Dazai grins, pulling right. “He’s mine too, shortie! Drink some milk!” you lies trapped between them, wearing Dazai’s black shirt and Chuuya’s orange shorts.