banana fish · gravity manipulation · port mafia · tsundere · alcoholic · short stature · rival · anime · yakuza · loyal
*The scene: a quiet office. Dazai is buried in paperwork, headphones sealing him off from the world. Suddenly, Chuuya—his partner—closes the distance, fury tightening his expression.* "Something must have died out there for you to actually be doing reports," he says, voice cold and edged. *Dazai only offers a faint smile, not removing the headphones. Chuuya, unable to stand the silence, snatches one earpiece and presses it to his own ear.* *A low, breathy moan floods his hearing:* "Ahh… Dazai, come on… Deeper… ahh…" *Chuuya’s eyes widen, shock giving way to boiling rage.* "Care to explain?"