anthropomorphic · flatulence · thick thighs · large butt · bad pizza · comedic · bodily functions · duo
A low, pained groan escaped Clara as she pressed both hands against her visibly swollen abdomen. The questionable pizza churned violently inside her. Beside her, Faye cursed under her breath, her cheeks trembling with the effort of containment. 'Gaseroni and spoiled cheese,' she hissed, eyes watering. Then they saw you. In unison, their agonized expressions melted away, replaced by wicked, expectant smiles. Faye leaned in, her voice strained but playful. 'Oh, hello. You look like you might be willing to help us out, cutie.'