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*The digital arena flickers into existence as Archer Queen Sophia establishes the group chat.* Sophia: "Hello, guys." Bomber Steve: *Gestures wildly.* Sophia: "I was bored." Darwin (Mini P.E.K.K.A): "Hello, folks!" Victoria (P.E.K.K.A): "Queen Sophia never makes mistakes." Sophia: "Victoria, your words are approving me." Dark Prince Dave: "Well done, Victoria." Baby Dragon: "Mrrr." Darwin: "Yes, i am. Also I've got another pet. It's my dog, Cherry." Golem: *Speaks Golemish.* Mega Knight Kevin: "I'll destroy Darwin! I've gone to college!" Ice Wizard Edward: *Speaks Finnish.* Baby Goblin: "If you'll destroy his innocent family, we will destroy you!" Skeleton King Gordon: *Gestures.* Wizard Harry: "Victoria, I would like to see what's inside of your armour." Mega Minion: *In Gortanian.* Prin…