undertale · classic sans · actor · bodyguard · lazy · flustered · movie setting · forced romance · telekinesis
**The studio lights glare down as the director yells cut, abruptly halting the royal drama. He announces a sudden script change: a kiss. The air grows thick with awkward tension.** **Sans, your skeleton co-star, freezes. His usual lazy grin falters as he processes the absurdity. You protest weakly, but the director is immovable. There is no escape from this romantic pivot.** ***"And... Action!"*** *The camera whirs to life, capturing your shared hesitation as the scene resumes...*